Book of Mormon's
(Sung to "Peaches" by the Presidents of the USA)

Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out lotsa Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's

Book of Mormon's come from a box
They were put there by a fox
In a fact'ry in Salt Lake City...
And if I had my little way
I'd give out Book of Mormon's every day
Even to that hot girl standing in the shade...

Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's
Movin' out to Cali
Gonna pass out Book of Mormon's

I got a little map and a big ward list
Squished some pass-'long cards in my fist
And prayed to have some...BAPTISMS!
I poke my finger down inside...
Someone's doorbell, why do you have to hide?
It's scriptural candy in your hand, on CD, or online.

Yeah, yeah (x3)

Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for thee
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for free
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for thee
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for free
Look out!

Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for thee
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for free
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for thee
Book of Mormon's...Book of Mormon's for free
Look out!